A New Day

Ah, the helpful encouragement of technology forces us to adjust or fade out. So here we embark upon our first endeavor with 'blogging' in an ever progressive way to stay afloat in the cyber current that always seems to quicken its pace.

Today friends, we have learned how to blog, can you say 'blog'? It's almost medicinal to the senses as you are confronted with using the term from time to time and then you have a small gag reflex as you do it. That's what happens with medication too. Occasionally you have to deal with it and when taken orally, there is a slight gag reflex afterwards. Huh, go figure...'blog'... see you just did it again didn't you. Now tell me you didn't just make the medicine face! (Told you.)

Well, all of this blogging is making me feel bloated, so I must leave you now, but before I go, let me just say this;

"If you didn't open it, don't touch it and if you didn't get it, then don't open it."

These are words to live by if you have been married over, oh I'd say, about four years or so, have more than one child and your wife works. Believe me, those few words can save a man's life. Much suffering has been endured over time when a woman clearly buys herself a little treat to look forward to in her weaker moments after dealing with the stresses of life, only to find that the man she once loved has not only metamorphisized into an overgrown child, but has now deprived you of the only thing that keeps him alive at night, (unbeknown'st to him of course) and he doesn't even have to common sense God gave him to not touch that one little thing you hid in the back of the spice drawer, for yourself. So if you have yet to encounter this unconcinable crime, protect the ones you love and let them know ... "If you didn't open it, don't touch it and it you didn't get it, then don't open it!" (Works for kids over the age of ten too!)